Pappu: I am really fed up. "What's the matter?", asked his room mate. Pappu lamentingly added, "I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!"
Maths Teacher to Pappu, "If both of your parents were born in 1969, how old would they say they are now?" Pappu: That depends. Teacher: Depends on what? Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!